NO ONE LIKES US,
WE DON’T CARE.

An unapologetic micromuseum about Philadelphia’s people.

SEPT 25 – NOV 1 · 454 E GIRARD AVE · FREE

Because Philadelphians don’t care what others think of them, the city breeds the worst behavior and its best people.

The booing

The thrown objects

The demise of a hitchhiking robot

The official register of Philadelphians

and much more

The booing

The thrown objects

The demise of a hitchhiking robot

The official register of Philadelphians

and much more

RESERVE ADMISSION

Admission is free and by timed reservation. Reservations open one week in advance, every Friday at noon. Join the email list below to hear when new times are available.

OPENING WEEKEND IS AT CAPACITY. RESERVATIONS FOR NEXT WEEKEND WILL OPEN FRIDAY AT NOON.

Walk-up visitors are admitted as space allows. Reservation holders enter first.

Walk-ups welcome every day.

Reservations skip the line.

WEEKLY OPENINGS BY EMAIL

MUSEUM OF THE PHILADELPHIAN

On view September 25 through November 1

Friday 5pm – 8pm
Saturday 12pm – 5pm

Sunday 12pm – 5pm

Friday 5pm – 8pm
Saturday 12pm – 5pm

Sunday 12pm – 5pm

454 E Girard Ave, Fishtown

FREE admissioN

WEEKLY OPENINGS BY EMAIL

AN ARCHITECTS OF HUMAN CONNECTION EXPERIENCE

KNOW BEFORE YOU GO

Admission is free.

Entry is by timed reservation. Reservations for each week open Mondays at noon. Walk-up visitors are welcome and are admitted as space allows.

The Museum holds roughly twelve visitors at a time. Admission is in order of arrival at the door, and reservation holders are admitted first within their half-hour window. A short wait is possible.

There are no public restrooms.

Parking is Fishtown street parking. Good luck.

The Museum is wheelchair accessible by temporary ramp. Email us before your visit so we can have the ramp ready.

Some exhibit and shop text contains profanity. All ages are admitted; parents decide.

Photography is welcome and encouraged.

FAQ

Is this a real museum?

Yes.

Is admission free?

Yes.

Why?

The Philadelphian has paid enough.

How long does a visit take?

15 to 20 minutes, or longer if you have opinions. Most visitors will have opinions.

Is the museum appropriate for children?

The Museum documents adult behavior, and several exhibits and shop items contain profanity. The language is comparable to what a child hears at a Phillies game. The Museum admits visitors of all ages and leaves the decision to parents.