NO ONE LIKES US,
WE DON’T CARE.

An unapologetic micromuseum about Philadelphia’s people.

SEPT 25 – NOV 1, 2026 · NOW CLOSED

AN ARCHITECTS OF HUMAN CONNECTION EXPERIENCE

Because Philadelphians don’t care what others think of them, the city breeds the worst behavior and its best people.

The booing

The thrown objects

The demise of a hitchhiking robot

The official register of Philadelphians

and much more

The booing

The thrown objects

The demise of a hitchhiking robot

The official register of Philadelphians

and much more

NOTICE OF CLOSURE

The Museum of the Philadelphian closed on November 1, 2026, after six weeks at 454 E Girard Avenue in Fishtown. Over 2,400 of you came through the door, and the Museum is grateful to every one of you.

The collection is now safely in storage. The Museum hopes to put it back on view and will tell you where and when as soon as it knows.

Be the First to Know

MUSEUM STORE

The Museum Store remains open online and ships nationwide.

INQUIRIES

Institutions and venues interested in hosting the collection may write to the Head Curator at brian@aohc.studio.

Members of the press may write to press@museumofthephiladelphian.org.

FAQ

Is this a real museum?

Yes.

Is admission free?

Yes.

Why?

The Philadelphian has paid enough.

How long does a visit take?

15 to 20 minutes, or longer if you have opinions. Most visitors will have opinions.

Is the museum appropriate for children?

The Museum documents adult behavior, and several exhibits and shop items contain profanity. The language is comparable to what a child hears at a Phillies game. The Museum admits visitors of all ages and leaves the decision to parents.